Good luck to all taking part in the final round of the winter league tomorrow. Gary Carty and Michael Rush are the CURRENT leaders with a ten point gap but they can be beaten. Phrases like “they fell at the last hurdle”, “the game isn’t over till the fat lady sings”, “they calved”, “the pressure was to much” etc come to mind but this website doesn’t want to be accused of influencing the outcome so no more of that. Sandra and I played Tish and Charlie today in the final round and are pleased to announce that we won the second nine by a significant margin. Unfortunately due to press deadlines, and a shortage of space on the world wide web due to the short evenings, a full and independent report is not possible at this time.
In other news investigations continue into the latest crisis at the club “gategate” (the damage to the gatepost on the second). A number of theories are circulating.
- It was attacked by an angry golfer who hit is with their fifth shot.
- It was removed to make way for Ted’s Buggy although we can discount this theory as it would have necessitated the removal of the post on the other side which hasn’t happened (yet)
- It was mistaken for a tree and cut down
Watch this space for updates